A girl writing with a glass of alcohol in hand and a couple more already in her belly.

Fails, wins, brainfarts, and girly badassery. This blog will be about my narcissistic delusions of my significance, pretentious intellectual masturbation, sisyphean struggles with the absurd, fictitious one-sided affairs, self-righteous rants, biased introspections, and perverted perceptions of reality. Also, OOTDs, travel blogs and food porn.